‘To Harry Potter - the Boy Who Lived!’
THERE’S JUST A BRANCH IN MY EYE
MY EYES ARE JUST SWEATING, OH DON’T MIND ME
whoops. just chopped a heap of onions and mistook chilly sauce for the eye drops..
I am not a human I am a fountain
Can we talk about how everybody in this post is making excuses and then the last person is like “I’M NOT EVEN A HUMAN BEING THAT IS HOW HARD I AM CRYING.”
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)